Want to join the mile high club? Here’s how to meet girls and fuck on a plane.

Meeting and fucking on a plane is a billion times better than the #1 way to meet girls – bars. Ladies, if I had to choose, I’d choose a plane any day. It’s easier, more fun and way more exciting. I’ve also tried hookup apps like Meet n Fuck, and while this can be a ton of fun, nothing beats fucking some girl you just met on a plane.

Since I always fly out of Denver to California for work, I was flying home from an out of town trip when I stumbled across a great article about meeting girls and fucking them on planes. I had a light bulb moment when I read it and decided I had to tell you guys how to do it too.

Here’s how to meet girls and fuck on a plane.

1. Don’t get too excited about where you’re sitting and don’t try to force the situation. Just sit back, relax, enjoy the ride and see what happens. I went from connecting with a very pretty young looking chick with big tits on my way home to fucking her on another flight days later.

2. Dress to impress. In order to make a good impression, you need to look smart. If you’re wearing the typical shorts, flip flops, Hawaiian shirt, you’re less likely to impress anyone. Make sure your clothes are clean and ironed.

3. Let your flirting happen naturally. If you’re sitting there staring at your ticket trying to impress the other girl, it’s going to ruin your chances. Go with the flow and make conversation with your fellow passengers. At first, just say whatever comes into your mind. Later on, you can steer the conversation in that direction.

4. Before the flight, the crew goes through a safety checklist. I find this way of sneaking in booze on a plane is a very easy and effective method. You won’t get caught and don’t forget to sneak a couple of drinks in before you’re allowed on the plane. Trust me, you’ll need them.

What makes plane sex so great?

I’ve flown for years and have done it a million times. I’ve slept with a lot of chicks on planes and know the ropes. While I don’t think the high altitude affects your ability to fuck, I have noticed there is an increased sense of anticipation and adrenaline rush. Also, if it doesn’t go well, you have no way of seeing the girl again. This is true. What isn’t true is that the process takes longer than regular sex. Most people I know who do it go for the quick fucks. Personally, I prefer the slower, more relaxed approach.