Want to join the mile high club? Here’s how to meet girls and fuck on a plane.
Meeting and fucking on a plane is a billion times better than the more popular ways to meet girls like bars and dating apps. Ladies, if I had to choose, I’d choose a plane any day. It’s easier, more fun and way more exciting. I’ve also tried hookup apps like Meet n Fuck, and while this can be a ton of fun, nothing beats fucking some girl you just met on a plane.
On flights I’ll often use the in-flight WiFi to keep myself entertained. While many people will watch movies or TV shows, or even casually scroll through Tinder, I’m seriously planning to hook up when I get off the plane and to my hotel. My favorite fuck site lately has been freelocalsex.app, since I’ve found girls in every city who are down to meet me at my room.
Since I always fly out of Denver to California for work, I was flying home from an out of town trip when I stumbled across a great article about meeting girls and fucking them on planes. I had a light bulb moment when I read it and decided I had to tell you guys how to do it too. I thought, why wait until I get off the plan when there are hot DTF girls right around me? Here’s how I’ve been doing just that.
Here’s how to meet girls and fuck on a plane.
- Don’t get too excited about where you’re sitting and don’t try to force the situation. Just sit back, relax, enjoy the ride and see what happens. I went from connecting with a very pretty young looking chick with big tits on my way home to fucking her on another flight days later. If you don’t manage to get laid that day, remember, some of these girls may be on your return flight.
- Dress to impress. In order to make a good impression, you need to look smart. If you’re wearing the typical shorts, flip flops, Hawaiian shirt, you’re less likely to impress anyone. Make sure your clothes are clean and ironed. You don’t want to look like you just rolled out of bed to barely make your flight. No need to dress up, but look like you’ve got it together.
- Let your flirting happen naturally. If you’re sitting there staring at your ticket trying to impress the other girl, it’s going to ruin your chances. Go with the flow and make conversation with your fellow passengers. At first, just say whatever comes into your mind. Later on, you can steer the conversation in that direction. Don’t get too sexual at first, but just let it flow and gradually progress.
- Before the flight, the crew goes through a safety checklist. Nobody ever pays attention, but it’s a perfect time to crack some jokes. My favorite is when the flight attendants demonstrate how to use the oxygen masks. I like to comment about how the girl next to me has taken my breath away and how I need some air already. You can also joke about sharing a life raft.
- I find these popular ways of sneaking in booze on a plane are very easy and effective. You won’t get caught, and don’t forget to have a couple of drinks in before you’re allowed on the plane. Trust me, you’ll need them to loosen up a bit. If you’re seated next to a hot single girl, what better way to break the ice?
- If you’re lucky enough to have a seat by the window, you have a perfect view of the runway and other planes as they take off. The excitement of flying is heightened and makes you feel like you’re in control of the situation. If you’re lucky enough for a hot girl to be next to you, then it’s a perfect way to get her looking out the window and closer to you.
- Don’t forget to make sure you have condoms with you when you board. The flight attendants definitely won’t be passing them out, since having sex on the plane isn’t something the airline condones.
- If you‘re successful, remember to get her number! Maybe you can have some extra fun later at your destination, or when you return on another flight.
What makes plane sex so great?
I’ve flown for years and have done it a million times. I’ve slept with a lot of chicks on planes and know the ropes. While I don’t think the high altitude affects your ability to fuck, I have noticed there is an increased sense of anticipation and adrenaline rush. Also, if it doesn’t go well, you won’t have to see the girl again. On shorter flights, it’s a great way to pass the time, so by the time you’re done, it’s almost time for the flight to land. It can be a rush hoping nobody knocks on the door or hears you. Another thing, the turbulence of the flight can add some excitement and make the sex even better.
Tips For Hooking Up On A Plane
If you do decide to take things further, you’re going to sneak away into the bathroom unless you’ve got one of those private first-class rooms on a long distance flight. It’s not as difficult as you might think. Here are a few tips.
- The bathrooms are small, but they‘re still plenty big enough for a quickie. You’ll probably need to hold her close and against the wall.
- You can also stand behind the sink and fuck her doggy style. In this position, she’ll need to be almost standing and slightly bent over to stay close to the sink.
- You can try a seated position on the floor, or even sit on the toilet while she sits on top of you.
- Keep in mind you’re doing it in a confined space so make sure you don’t knock something off the wall by accident.
Final Thoughts On Plane Hookups
So far it seems like plane sex has been working really well for me, and it sounds like it will work for many other guys too. If I could give any advice for anyone else who is looking for ways to meet girls and fuck them on flights, I’d say to just relax and enjoy yourself. Be open to new experiences and let things flow naturally. Don’t force the issue at all. Have fun and have sex! Just remember to bring protection, otherwise your chances of getting laid during the rest of your trip drop significantly.